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شنبه 12 شهریور 1390 11:36 ب.ظنویسنده : حسن

 

یه خره با حسرت به یه اسبه نگاه می کنه و میگه: ای کاش تحصیلاتم رو ادامه می دادم

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یه نفر در کندوی عسل رو بر می داره، می بینه یه زنبوره می گه اِهم!

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گرگه میشینه پای نِت آیدی شکگول و منگول رو پیدا میکنه . بعد اینقده باشون میچته تا راضیشون می کنه بیان سر قرار . سر قرار میبینه چوپان دروغگو به جای شنگول منگول میاد !

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به خروس میگن مرغ چندحرف داره میگه قربونش برم حرفی نداره

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لعنت به مستراحی که سوسک ها بدون اطلاع و هماهنگی سرشان را از چاه بیرون بیاورند
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خر و گاو دعواشون میشه خره میره رو دیوار مینویسه گاو خر است 
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یه مرغه قرص اكس میخوره اسرائیلیها میگرنش. دلیلش رو میپرسند میگن: این مرغه همینطور كه راه میرفته مدام می گفته: قدس قدس قدس .... 
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روزی به این نتیجه میرسیم به جای کشتن مگسها باید سعی کنیم بهشون آموزش بدیم که فرق ما انسانها و ... رو بفهمند !

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‫مگسه داشته...میخورده ! یک دفعه بالا میاره !میگن چی شد !؟ میگه : توش مو بود‬


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یه مورچه با یه فیل ازدواج میکنن فیله بعد از دو روز میمیره مورچه میگه ای بابا دو روز زندگی کردیم حالا یه عمر باید قبر بکنیم

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روباهی به زاغی گفت: چه دمی، چه سری، عجب پایی! زاغ عصبانی شد و گفت: بی‌تربیت! خجالت بکش.. اون موقع من کلاس اول بودم

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حووش چیست ؟؟جد بزرگ ترمزهای ای بی اس برای توقف کامل خر


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